Usually I hightail it back to my apartment when snow starts falling, but today I took a stroll down the East River Park. I saw the fattest squirrel there, shivering on a gnarled tree branch. I felt sorry for the little guy, but apparently shivering and being fat are how squirrels deal with winter weather. At least the squirrel had an excuse for chilling outside. I don't know what was going through the heads of the people I saw running and playing football. Though I guess I can't really say anything because I was the weirdo lurking in the snow with a camera.
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Chinatown Lunar New Year Parade 2015
My friend Shelley showed me the trick to ordering dim sum. You have to hunt down the cart with the food you want and then just grab that sucker and haul it back to your table like one of those fishes that people catch by hand. This was especially useful last weekend where it was ass to jowel in our restaurant because of the Chinatown Lunar New Year Parade. It was the same way on the streets. I made eye contact with a guy on a float who was tossing tubes that shoot out confetti, but a girl with Richard Sherman skills stole the tube out of my hand before I could secure it. The going rate for those tubes is $3 by the way, which I know because I had to buy mine. Who wants to fire it off with me?
A Look Back At The 2014 NYC Marathon
Lots of people ask me if I'm a runner because I'm always shooting races for the New York Road Runners, which is funny to me because my personal distance record is 1.5 miles and I doubt that'll change until the day ManBearPig chases me. But I actually do enjoy being at races because they're a lot like parades, except instead of floats and political causes and inflatable animals, everyone is cheering for other people who are doing something very brave and very difficult. Almost everyone is pushing themselves to their physical limits. The leaders zoom by as fast as slow cars, and maybe the runners in the middle and the back of the pack run more slowly, but they're still wringing their bodies for the will and energy to keep moving and what's more is how so many of them still find the strength to smile and wave to the crowds cheering them on. It's all a little mystifying how they can do it without a ManBearPig in sight.
This year I was stationed at 90th Street at the turn where Fifth Avenue slides into Central Park. It was cold and bright and exciting. Here are a few of my favorite photos from the 4,200 I took. Enjoy!
Woody The Pug
Last weekend I went out to Prospect Park for a photo shoot with Woody the pug puppy, one of the cutest little fellas I've had the pleasure to be pawed/licked by. He was a black blur sniffing everything around us and it wasn't until an hour later that he finally slowed down enough for his parents Shane and Joanna to cuddle him. I didn't expect to see any flying pugs, but Shane has apparently been teaching Woody how to get serious air. Here are some of my favorite photos from our session. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did taking them.



Summer in the City
Did you know that caterpillars can sting? It's true, and my itchy red neck was not happy to learn that fact this weekend. I was talking on the phone when the bug plopped onto my neck and nuzzled/stung me until I threw it and my phone onto the pavement. And here I was telling my dad what a nice summer day it was. Caterpillars have no shame.







Brooklyn Bridge Stroll
Tokyo
I spent a couple of weeks in Tokyo with my family last month. It's a huge place that reminded me of the crowds and energy of New York City but cleaner and with much more sophisticated toilets.
A giant Gundam patrols Odaiba.
The Meiji Shrine in Harajuku.
A busy street corner in Shibuya.
These are barrels of sake donated to the Meiji Shrine. Sadly, they are empty.
I liked the broom this guy used to sweep the pathway to the Meiji Shrine.
Eat Here.
Toys are different in Akihabara.
Mount Takao is very relaxing and I'm not even kidding it has a monkey playground. For some unfathomable reason we did not visit it.
Our apartment in Shibuya was small but conveniently located, especially to the love hotels. I never did find out what that figure hanging over the window meant.
If you squint you can see a group of cosplayers relaxing on a hill in Odaiba. Meanwhile, that is a giant ass Ferris wheel.
Shoppers be shopping in Shibuya.