I saw this movie less four hours ago and I’ve already forgotten everything that happened in it. Now that I think about it, I had the same problem with Die Hard 4. This franchise is going downhill fast. At least DH3 had a crotchety Samuel L. Jackson, and taught me valuable life lessons like how to get four gallons of water into a five-gallon bucket. There are a lot of explosions and bullets in Die Hard 5 but nothing as memorable as a bucket filled with water.

Grade: C-